Conversations

Some interesting conversations-

1- With my boss

(about her kid)

Me: Yeah wait another ten years and ure gona have a tough time

Boss: Yeah, with the boyfriends and girlfriends and everything

Me: Then ur gona get those calls from the principal and teachers.....

Boss: Well, thats whats its like. As long as they do the right thing, go to church and everything im okay. Do you go to church?

Me: Nah I don't

Boss: Thats interesting, everybody goes to church on sundays!

Me: (slightly amused) Well not me..............




2- At the dinner table, discussing a friend's girlfriend.

Me: Wa why so evil one

Friend 1: Really lah you ask him his gf dun like me.

Me: Why? What does she have against you? You too lao lan ah.

Friend: No lah cos i go temple. she hear i go temple then she (makes a disgusted motion with the hands) "eee" already.

Me: Huh? Wtf sia?

Friend: Really lah you ask him

Friend 2 is silent throughout.