Monday 29 October 2007

My new commitment

when you are committed you are bound by a promise, a contract.

that you will treat her well, and take good care of her

she may be a bit old, but still loves you

mmmmm.....

watch this space!

Tuesday 23 October 2007

You are under arrest

German police capture escaped crayfish on street

Oct 23 2007

BERLIN - GERMAN police had to round up a cluster of crayfish after the crustaceans broke out of an Asian food shop and scuttled down the street, police in the southwestern city of Stuttgart said on Monday.

A surprised pedestrian notified authorities after seeing the crayfish crawling down the road early on Sunday, a local police spokeswoman said.

They had escaped by squeezing through gaps in the grating on their tanks and leaving by the store's front door, which had been left ajar. -- REUTERS

Monday 22 October 2007

Church, get a GODDAMNED LIFE

Dont say i didnt warn you. I have put adequate space in this post so you can navigate away.

Because in the following post i give totally NO REGARD to being courteous. I say whats on my mind and it is something that is, in my opinion, very cutting and blunt. Read the title of this post again. This post is structured somewhere along this lines. If you cant accept it, then navigate away. I have given you enough warning and you have a choice.

See! Even i know how to respect people's choices even though this is pretty much MY blog.

How nice of me. Cant say the same about SOME people though.






















































































































Till now all i have done is to point out critical flaws in Christianity.

If you are a christian and you find this post offensive then you should. Because i damn well have been bleddy offended by the way some churches do things myself. Bite the bullet.

Dont give me any crap about generalisations and that "oh no not all churches are like that". Im not listening to any reason that is potentially hindered by an inherent hindsight bias.

Up till now, what i have ranted about is based on personal opinion, and there have not been issues that i am not able to live with, issues that have affected me directly. These are my opinions, and are pretty much isolated.

But today, i learnt something else. It affects people, whether u choose to or not.

Who gives a fucking church, a teeny ORGANISATION, any right to dictate how their members should live their lives?

What gives the church any right to interfere with how an individual chooses to live his life? On what BASIS is this claim being made? Based on religious teachings? So then do i pay 10% tax to the church also? Its also within teachings wad.

Fucking control freaks. Not only does the church dictate what goes on in the minds of men, it also dictates how people should live their life. Not in the figurative sense, but a literal sense.

So if u go to church, you should not dress like a goth and listen to heavy metal cos heavy metal is satanic?

This is the problem with religion. RELIGION IS NOT A WAY OF LIFE!!! You can NEVER control individuals' way of living! If even parents dont have a problem with this why should an organisation be any different? How close can mere strangers in an organisation be when compared to one's parents?

Unless of course you dont mind forsaking ur parents for your God and ur lofty ideals. Then i dont care. Just dont butt ur ass into my affairs. I take this personally if it interferes with MY way of life. And it has, today.

If religion is your way of life then its not my business. Dont involve me in your irrationalities. Just know where to draw the line between religion and being a total fucking busybody.

Yes, i may be critical of religion

Yes, sometimes i get carried away and rabble off about how christianity simply sucks

But i dont impose what i believe on you, do i?

Perhaps im a hypocrite for saying all these, but i think at the very least i am tolerant.

Ok to me its an irrationality. Ok to me it is hogwash. BUT if u believe in it then thats ur issue! I dont have a PROBLEM WITH YOU BELIEVING IN WHAT YOU WANT TO BELIEVE.

IT becomes a problem when what you believe interferes with MY way of life.

Get a Goddamned life and smell the coffee. Religion isnt everything.

Oh wait but it is! Cell groups are so fun! WE have games and stuff............................................

Saturday 13 October 2007

A new hero has risen

People all around the globe find that they are capable of extraordinary things

This morning something happened.

I think i might be one of them.


It was in the morning, at the workplace. I was making pies, when suddenly i blacked out for 2 seconds at the cooker. When i opened my eyes my hands were on the cooker. Thinking nothing was wrong, i opened the cooker, and to my utter surprise i saw this........

















holy shit


the symbol freaked the hell out of me.

i closed my eyes and thought i was dreaming. i then put my hand on the pie.....and this happened

















the pie changed. i dont know how but it did!

i shall explore my powers today.

beware. be very afraid.

Friday 5 October 2007

The Perth Royal Show

In town for one week only! Perhaps the most amazing funfair i have ever been to!

Rides, displays, stalls, games, performances, fireworks! This is something Singapore could really use- a festival once in a year with mind blowing stuff. Ok call me swaku cos i havent really been to much out of the country, but this funfair was a real eye opener.

The stupidest thing i did was to not charge my camera! Took sparing shots, mostly of the animals, which i felt were the highlights......... anyway here goes...



















Log Cutting competition and a view of the ferris wheel. Those blokes are strong. Seriously.
The toughest men i have ever seen hacking away at logs to see who does it the quickest!



















Canine SOC!


















Cat competition! judging felines. In my opinion the highlight of the fair. This ginger's a moggie (no specific breed), but stocky and indeed well built. One of the cutest gingers i have ever seen!

















What you starin at, punk!






















Stupid old man. STOP POKING MY ASS


















judging= molesting?

















persian with the characteristic punched in face

















Stop looking at me. I wana sleep!



then it was off to the dog show! From the cutest cats to the biggest, BIGASS show winning monster dogs. The biggest canines i have ever seen!

















Note the size of the dog relative to the size of an average human girl. The bugger is 80 kg! This bloke's a St Bernard, if i am not mistaken

















Fuzzy Alaskan Malamutes. Easily mistaken for Siberian huskies, these guys look like little wolves!

















Shiba Inu






















Samoyed


















Siberian Husky


Another interesting aspect of the fair were the SHOWBAGS that were on sale everywhere. From chocolate showbags to Pirates of the Carribean, they have everything! Interesting stuff. Basically these are bags with plenty of food and gimmicks inside. OF course some of them are simply stuff for kids, but some of these are pretty decent. Bought a Powerade SHOWBAG myself! At 20 bucks, this bag contains:

1- HUGE Powerade Sling bag
2- 500 ml bottle of Powerade (obviously)
3- Coke water bottle
4- Beach Volleyball!
5- Bag of chips
6- Funfair gimmick

Cool stuff, i say.

All in all it was a blast. Period.

Monday 1 October 2007

you just dislike some people

yes you do. it is very hard to describe. you just form up an impression in your mind about that person and it sticks. perhaps its the person's body language, or the way that person carries himself, but it is an unshakable thought, that you just...

DO NOT LIKE THAT PERSON

you hardly know him but you just take it from his comments that he is a total fucker. sure, he gets along fine with your other friends, but you just don't seem to wonder why everybody hangs onto his words when he pretty much is, in you opinion...

fucked up

so i'm out for food with my friend, and her friend, lets call him D, happens to also be eating in the same restaurant. she knows D, as hes a friend's friend or something ( i dont really care)

the second D opens his mouth, i know he is the kind of person who talks too much. the superficial kind of motherfucker who thrives on teasing others, a trait that probably stems from his inability to hold a decent conversation with another person.

maybe im just getting defensive, but i think there should be a limit to how much one can joke with another in public. jokes are one thing, but somehow there has to be a limit.

i detest those who talk big.

keep ur fucking trap shut.

chao chee bye.